How to be cocky and funny

The cocky alpha male

Women are attracted to the alpha male stereo type. They like their guys to have a healthy amount of self-confidence and some element of humour. This is where the brilliance of a cocky and funny line comes in. It tells the girls, "Hey, I have confidence" and "I know how to have fun". 

You are not aiming to upset the girl, but rather get her attention by teasing her. Showing you are the alpha male and acting funny in such a way that it ignites the magical challenge and attraction mechanism.

The idea here is to show that you're VERY confident with yourself and are going to make fun of her every chance you get (not annoy - TEASE). You're also going to be funny so that she laughs and doesn't get turned off.

Too cocky and you will come off as arrogant and insecure only

Just funny, always telling jokes, and making people laugh, and you will probably come across as "too goofy".

When you use both, you create a appearance that has all the initial qualities that she is looking for in a man. Remember that under all of this, you AND her need to have fun.

The presentation

A lot of the magic in saying a cocky and funny line to a girl is in the presentation. The girls can spot a beginner using a pre-rehearsed line a mile away. Usually it is the big "I don't do this often" grin on a guys face, or the "I am ready to run" body language.

When people are nervous or shy, often the first thing they start to do is start talking faster or quieter. To pull of a good presentation you need to look laid back, and be confident in what you are saying. Dramatic pauses are an example of how good presentation can add to the effect.


You can not use the cocky and funny routine all the time. If you do, she will think that you can not be serious, or be offended / put down by your cocky remarks.

Cocky and funny works well as a starting line, and is great to throw into a conversation every now and then to keep her on her toes.

Just kidding

The one thing that you do not want to do when using a cocky and funny line is to crack. It is not unusual for a cocky and funny line to prompt a response or look such as "I can't believe you just said that".

The worst thing you can do in this situation is admit defeat. Defeat is saying "Oh, I was just kidding". Instead another cocky and funny line may be in order. Just make sure that you tone the cocky side of it down the second time, if she took offence to it the first time.


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  • Lets go out for coffee and some stimulating conversation... that way if I don't like you at all, I can claim I need to floss my dog's teeth <or some other obvious bullshit> and leave!
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